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LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD
im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.
when life gives u lemons
pee on them
More like, pee on life until it gives you lemons
Why aren’t they this big in stores? Are there FDA regulations against putting piss on lemon trees? o.o
I mean it looks like 1 lemon here could get you a pitcher of lemonade alone.