April252014

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12AM

Anonymous asked: The first image is from the GS5 Visual Book. :)

Thank you kindly, stranger. 

April242014

apolloterran:

has someone noticed this—-

Where is this first image from?

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10PM
moynmoyn:

brainbubblegum:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

when life gives u lemonspee on them

More like, pee on life until it gives you lemons

Why aren’t they this big in stores? Are there FDA regulations against putting piss on lemon trees? o.o
I mean it looks like 1 lemon here could get you a pitcher of lemonade alone.

moynmoyn:

brainbubblegum:

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

when life gives u lemons

pee on them

More like, pee on life until it gives you lemons

Why aren’t they this big in stores? Are there FDA regulations against putting piss on lemon trees? o.o

I mean it looks like 1 lemon here could get you a pitcher of lemonade alone.

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10PM
10PM
featheroftheowl:

Verreaux Eagle Owl by Nico Booyens

And I thought barn owls were scary.

featheroftheowl:

Verreaux Eagle Owl by Nico Booyens

And I thought barn owls were scary.

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8PM

oh

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4PM

So  why do restaurants take away your menu after you order the first course? Don’t they want you to order more? 

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